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[This video starts off with a very annoyed Luke peering at the screen. He's got his hair up in a very fluffy ponytail this time, but there's nothing interesting behind him this time. A television can be heard in the background though, mingled with the ever-present background music.]
Whoever sent me the blob, you could've mentioned it can turn itself into other stuff! It turned into my PokéGear and I didn't notice until I had been talking to it for a while.
[Only about five minutes, but still.]
It's blue...but when I tried to see what it is, the picture that came up was pink. Is it sick or anything?
[He moves the camera to show a said blob--a shiny Ditto, sitting placidly on the floor. A Vulpix and a Growlithe can be seen wrestling in the background, periodically emitting angry yips.]
See? Blue.
[The video ends there, as he goes to break up the fighting 'mons.]
Whoever sent me the blob, you could've mentioned it can turn itself into other stuff! It turned into my PokéGear and I didn't notice until I had been talking to it for a while.
[Only about five minutes, but still.]
It's blue...but when I tried to see what it is, the picture that came up was pink. Is it sick or anything?
[He moves the camera to show a said blob--a shiny Ditto, sitting placidly on the floor. A Vulpix and a Growlithe can be seen wrestling in the background, periodically emitting angry yips.]
See? Blue.
[The video ends there, as he goes to break up the fighting 'mons.]
[video]
But no, he always enjoys being a walking info bank- it makes him look smart, or something. Not that isn't a genius or anything.]
365 days, to be completely exact. And yes, the months are halved as well. They alternate between 30 and 31 days, with February being the exception at 28 days.
It is quite a lot to remember, and believe me, it was just as tedious for me to get adjusted to when I arrived.
[...]
And I assume you've already noticed the severe lack of fonons here? You won't be using artes anytime soon.
[video]
Gah, seriously? I have to learn a whole new calendar? That's annoying.
[More importantly, when is he supposed to celebrate his birthday?]
...Yeah, I noticed. I don't like it, it makes me feel weaker.
[Not significantly, but he does feel like something is noticeably missing.]
[video]
Yes, you do. And as I said, it's very tedious. Good luck to you!
[...his helpfulness only goes so far, apparently.]
You feel weaker because you no longer possess the ability to manipulate fonons as they are not present in this world, at all. You will have to rely on your Pokemon as your offense and defense.
[video]
Gee, thanks.
[That is a lot of sarcasm in those two words.
Also he wasn't the best at manipulating fonons before he arrived in Johto anyway, but he's not saying that to Dist.]
Okay. So...are we not allowed weapons here besides the Pokémon?
[video]
[Right back at ya.]
That's right- weapons of any kind are generally frowned upon here. No more relying on that sword to swing around like a barbarian. You'll have to learn to command your Pokemon effectively to do what you desire them to.
[Of course he's developing weapons anyway but you know...Rockets...]
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[Huff.]
I'll train 'em, if I have to.
[video] I'm so sorry this is late!
Whoever said I couldn't fight for myself?
[Well, his own track record isn't making a very good case for himself is it?]
I simply choose to send my beautiful robots into battle! Ah, when I had them, anyway. Now I have my beautiful Pokemon instead.
Regardless, you'd best do that. You wouldn't want every amateur trainer completely trouncing you in battle, would you?