Luke fon Fabre

[This video is one Luke isn't filming, once again. Because he's the subject. He and a rainbow of eggs. Which he's yelling at--or maybe he's just yelling nebulously at anything in the general area.

Wherever that is. It's somewhere outside, but there aren't any visible landmarks to judge the location from.]

Do you guys plan this?! Every time there's eggs, it's always way too many!

[On the plus side, at least Neku's group missed the memo, so all the eggs involved are from Luke. Doesn't make him happier, but at least there's less than 50 of them.

He stops yelling for a few seconds, looking like he might be counting the eggs--the viewer may never know, because the video suddenly focuses on a Blaziken's face.]

Oh well, at least--hey, don't record yourself, I'm not selling you, I'm selling the eggs.

[Oops, seems that's it for that feed. A while later he's back with a shorter video.]

Sorry...I'm selling some eggs...they're P600 per if you want any.

[Attached is a list of babies and moves. In text form, thankfully not in Luke's handwriting.>

[Luke isn't in this video once again, but this time the camera is focused on a large batch of eggs, several of which are separated from the rest (not by Luke). Part of the batch can be partially seen under a blue blanket--which if you look closely has a face, as it's actually a Ditto.]

Undine, get off of those, no one can see them if you're covering them. Go on!

[It doesn't move, though a Honedge floats over to poke at the Ditto blanket.]

Ugh. Whatever.

...So uh, I have more eggs. Star got himself a girlfriend on the way here, so those over there are all some kind of bird. [The separate ones.] There's five under Undine that I think are more Honedge or more Dittos. And the rest are Vulpix and Growlithe.

They're all free this time around, so if you want one, claim it and tell me your name so I can send it to you. I wish they'd quit surprising me like this.

[He coughs a few times before shutting off the recording. He sounds better, but his cold isn't 100% gone, especially after trekking through the wilderness for a week.]

(OoC: The list is here! There are still Growlithe, Murkrow, and Starly eggs available.)