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So is anyone having issues with being able to hear everything?

[Disgruntled Luke is disgruntled, and also much fluffier than usual. He appears to be wearing a very fluffy yellow scarf, but the fact that his eyebrows and a portion of his bangs have turned the same color and the end of his nose is black suggests it might not be a scarf.

That much is on the screen before he tilts the camera up to show the two long red-orange ears poking out of his hair, the reason for his complaint.]

I mean, besides other things but--okay why is everything all weird?!

[And then he's distracted by someone off-camera, though the feed is still going.]

What, no. I'm not...hey, don't pet my ears, I'm not actually a Pokémon!

[This video is very short, but possibly amusing, if you're disposed towards schadenfrueude. Luke's not in the video but filming it, and the focus (with slightly shaky camera work, is a Bagon.]

I DID IT! I finally caught one after trying for days and days!

[Or a week. He keeps the camera trained on the Bagon, who's still for several seconds before suddenly moving forward...

...and offscreen and not directly recorded, headbutts Luke directly in the kneecap. The viewer can probably gather that from the sudden yelp of pain and how the video suddenly tumbles around as the Gear's dropped.

We'll be right back.]

[This video is one Luke isn't filming, once again. Because he's the subject. He and a rainbow of eggs. Which he's yelling at--or maybe he's just yelling nebulously at anything in the general area.

Wherever that is. It's somewhere outside, but there aren't any visible landmarks to judge the location from.]

Do you guys plan this?! Every time there's eggs, it's always way too many!

[On the plus side, at least Neku's group missed the memo, so all the eggs involved are from Luke. Doesn't make him happier, but at least there's less than 50 of them.

He stops yelling for a few seconds, looking like he might be counting the eggs--the viewer may never know, because the video suddenly focuses on a Blaziken's face.]

Oh well, at least--hey, don't record yourself, I'm not selling you, I'm selling the eggs.

[Oops, seems that's it for that feed. A while later he's back with a shorter video.]

Sorry...I'm selling some eggs...they're P600 per if you want any.

[Attached is a list of babies and moves. In text form, thankfully not in Luke's handwriting.>

[Here's a face that hasn't been seen over the Gears for quite a while. A little over a month, to be exact. Once again, he's covered in freckles, but this time has a a small bruise under one eye.]

Hello, this going?

[He'll assume it is. The little red light that indicates recording is on.]

I'm still alive, if anyone was worried about me. I kinda got stuck on Mount Mortar and I guess you can't get to Mahogany from there or something. I dunno. Point is, I got stuck on a stupid mountain for three stupid weeks and I am never camping again.

Also I--

[He starts to say something else, but he's suddenly interrupted by the sound of cats fighting behind him. He doesn't bother to close his recording properly, simply sighing before shutting off the Gear to go address the cats.]

[The Luke in this video is very happy-looking and also unusually freckly. At least across his nose and cheeks, since those parts of him are most visible from the camera's eye. He's holding two badges--Zephyr and Hive--in the hand not holding the Gear in front of him.]

Check it out, I got two badges! They were super easy, I didn't even have to bring along my entire team for either one!

[The badges go back in his pocket, and he looks slightly less happy.]

Also uh. I've got a bunch of eggs, too. Growlithe, Vulpix, Murkrow, Star...ly?, and Py--er, Litleo.

[At 'Litleo', an off-screen Pyroar makes a low but audible mrrr, and Luke turns away from the camera to shush her.]

Hey, if we're keeping them, I'm not taking care of them. Don't start.

...Anyway, if anyone wants any of them, lemme know. I've got prices and stuff written down.

(Egg post is here, and there are still eggs available!)

[Luke isn't in this video once again, but this time the camera is focused on a large batch of eggs, several of which are separated from the rest (not by Luke). Part of the batch can be partially seen under a blue blanket--which if you look closely has a face, as it's actually a Ditto.]

Undine, get off of those, no one can see them if you're covering them. Go on!

[It doesn't move, though a Honedge floats over to poke at the Ditto blanket.]

Ugh. Whatever.

...So uh, I have more eggs. Star got himself a girlfriend on the way here, so those over there are all some kind of bird. [The separate ones.] There's five under Undine that I think are more Honedge or more Dittos. And the rest are Vulpix and Growlithe.

They're all free this time around, so if you want one, claim it and tell me your name so I can send it to you. I wish they'd quit surprising me like this.

[He coughs a few times before shutting off the recording. He sounds better, but his cold isn't 100% gone, especially after trekking through the wilderness for a week.]

(OoC: The list is here! There are still Growlithe, Murkrow, and Starly eggs available.)

[There is a concerned-looking Jigglypuff staring at the camera in this video. She's not concerned for the viewers, but rather the cameraman, who's offscreen.]

Hey look, Tear finally evolved.

[His voice sounds oddly muffled and scratchy. There are two reasons for this: because a) his face is half-smushed into a pillow and b) he's sick.]

'Cept she keeps slapping me awake. Pr'bly because I'm out of medicine. Anyone in Goldenrod want to do me a favor and go buy me some cold medicine? I'll reimburse you whatever it costs.

[In this video is a Growlithe. More specifically, a Growlithe sitting beside a cluster of 6 new eggs. She's not looking at the camera at first, but then she seems to notice it's recording and barks happily at it, wagging her tail.]

You know we're not keeping all of those. I don't want to deal with six more baby...whatever's in those eggs. Dogs?

[Mama Growlithe barks again, then growls at the Mareep that over to check out the eggs.]

Whatever.

[The camera moves away from the two Pokémon to point at what appears to be the ceiling.]

So whoever is watching...I've got six eggs that I don't want. I think most of them are the same as she is--I'm pretty sure the father is Ifrit--a Vulpix.

I don't really understand how this even happened. But uh...if you want to buy one, they're 500p apiece.

[He ends it there. Eggs are still available!]

[This video is a very short one, and Luke also looks annoyed in this one.

The reason is pretty apparent, because this is basically what's on your screen.]

WHY DO THE SHEEP PRODUCE STATIC?!

[And then he turns it off to go rant and attempt to de-floof his hair.]

[The downside to having Pokémon with hands? Or having the potential to have hands? Or a decent level of intelligence? You get Pokémon who learn how to operate their trainers' Gears.

It's not clear who exactly is filming this, but it's clearly not Luke, as Luke can be seen standing near a tree, still visible despite the fading light. He doesn't seem to know he's being filmed.]

Star, Nat, get over here. I wanna catch this spider-thing.

[He's referring to a Spinarak up in the tree, not visible to the camera. The two Pokémon wander over, Luke pointing to the tree and muttering something intelligible, probably telling them to knock it down so he can catch it.

Fortunately for the Spinarak, that doesn't happen, but two other things do: A Scatterbug joins the fight, and a Gastly decides to harass Luke directly. By popping up right in front of his face.]

GYAAH!! THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!? GET AWAY FROM ME!

[Cue iffectual swiping at the ghost, who cackles and swoops around just outside of Luke's arm's reach.]

[This video starts off with a very annoyed Luke peering at the screen. He's got his hair up in a very fluffy ponytail this time, but there's nothing interesting behind him this time. A television can be heard in the background though, mingled with the ever-present background music.]

Whoever sent me the blob, you could've mentioned it can turn itself into other stuff! It turned into my PokéGear and I didn't notice until I had been talking to it for a while.

[Only about five minutes, but still.]

It's blue...but when I tried to see what it is, the picture that came up was pink. Is it sick or anything?

[He moves the camera to show a said blob--a shiny Ditto, sitting placidly on the floor. A Vulpix and a Growlithe can be seen wrestling in the background, periodically emitting angry yips.]

See? Blue.

[The video ends there, as he goes to break up the fighting 'mons.]

Current Location: Cherrygrove

[Hello Pokéworld, this is one of those new arrivals that isn't all that good with technology and doesn't have much of a clue what he's doing. He's figured out after much trial, error, and near-drops how to record a video. Or at least where the record button is and vaguely what it does.

The video comes on to show his face and what looks like tree branches behind him--he's holding the Gear at nearly arm's length--as well as some pink fluff that is the top of the Igglybuff in his lap's head.]

Hey, this is turned on, right? If anyone's getting this, tell me so I don't have to talk to the local wildlife all evening.

I also wanna know if there's a shortcut to the next town...Cherry-something?...three days is a pain to walk, and it's stupid cold out here.

[He's sitting inside the sleeping bag and also wearing a jacket that was in his backpack, but even combined they're not really good for the weather.]

...And I'm not sure exactly what I'm supposed to be doing with these...monsters. I read that I'm supposed to battle with them, but I took out the bird with a rock myself and the balloon doesn't do anything but sing and try to nest in my hair. So...they're pretty useless, and I hope I don't die out here because all I have is a balloon and a bird to protect me.

[There's a noise off-screen and he jerks slightly before looking around for the source.]

...The hell was that?